So I woke up this morning only to find out that I have nothing to do. It's a while since I had a free day, so after twiddling my thumbs for about 20 years, I decided to make another top ten topic because why the hell not, right? Then I was all like "Shit, what should this shit be about?" That's when I realized that I had to watch the season finale of The Flash TV show, great show BTDubs. After watching that, I decided that this would be it. Here's my top ten list of my favorite superheroes.
A couple of things I want to say before I get started. For this list, I'm picking from both Marvel and DC, so these are just the best hereos in my opinion. Notice how I said in my opinion? Yeah, there's this thing called an opinion that I have. If you agree with it, good. If you don't, good. Fell free to post your Top Ten Superheroes list, I would love to know your picks. But, without further adon't, let's get started.
Number 10: Raven (Rachel Roth)
Okay, so here's the thing about Raven. Some people call her edgy and it's true, she is edgy. However, the reason why she's edgy is becasue if she feels any type of emotions, her powers would go haywire and she'd fuck shit up. With her father being a demon, it would have been very easy for Raven to be a villain. Her character surpasses all that, though, and she fights for good. It's actually very admirable that she sacrifices so much to be a hero.
Number 9: Superboy (Kon-El)
Okay, so here's the dildo. I think Superman is one of the shittiest Superheroes out there. Why? Well, he's black and white, and he's OPNESS. The version of Kon-El that I'm referring to is the one depicted in one of the best cartoons of all time (list for another day), Young Justice. Not only is Superboy incredibly nerfed compared to Superman, but he's such a grey character, it's not even funny. It's a lot easier to relate to Superboy because he's shown to have flaws. He goes through a lot of hardships that are relatable. I'm not saying Superman doesn't have any hardships, but the ones that he does have, are not relatable at all. And I know that the Young Justice version of Kon-El is very different from his other depictions and much more insignificant, but I love it and that's why it's on this list.
Number 8: The Incredible Hulk (Bruce Banner)
Do you know what it feels like to turn into a badass raging green monster that's completely and utterly unstoppable because of his rage? No? Yeah, I didn't think so. I honestly don't know who came first, Dr. Jekel and Mister Hyde, or Bruce Banner and The Incredible Hulk, but I like the concept. They both undergo a serious transformation that turns into something that's vastly different from themselves. And both versions are awesome in there own right too. The Hulk is a badass monster that tears through everything and Bruce Banner is very patient (to the best of his ability, of course) person who specializes in fucking science. It's like the nerd on one side and the brute on the other. It's actually pretty disgusting.
Number 7: Aqualad (Kaldur'ahm)
Okay, so this guy is too much. Specifically his depiction in Young Justice. Not only is he humble and selfless, but he's so cool. This man pretended to be a traitor so that he could infiltrate his father ranks and take him down from within. Like, bruh. To put that into perspective, this man infiltrated his own father's ranks to take him down from within at the cost of being viewed as a scumbag by all of his comrades. Like, if that's not honorable and selfless, then nothing is. I obviously also love his kit and the way he uses his powers, it's just too badass.
Number 6: Green Arrow (Oliver Queen)
I don't know if there are any Hawkeye fans out there, but sorry. I like Hawkye too, it's just that Green Arrow is fucking awesome. He's usually a very funny character that can kick a lot of ass despite lacking superpowers. I actually can't get into the TV show, Arrow, because Green Arrow is a dick in that shit. And it's funny, because I was really hyped for that show and just never got into it. Then I started watching The Flash TV show and Green Arrow guest starred in it. That's when I found out the character was actually a serious character and not the laid back character that cracks a lot of jokes. Being a fan of the characters that crack jokes, I was extremely dissappointed when I found out that they decided to go with a serious version.
Number 5: The Flash (Barry Allen)
Okay so here's the thing about The Flash. He fucking awesome. It's actually pretty disgusting how awesome he is. He's so badass, he can rupture holes in the fabric of space in order to go back in time. Like hello? HE'S A WALKING TIME MACHINE! He also has a little bit of a tragic past, and it makes him more awesome. Not like fucking Batman where it turns him into a fucking edgelord. But, don't worry, you'll hear some more of my Batman stuff later on in this list. For now, let's just focus on how badass The Flash is. Yup. Just let the badassery sink in.
Number 4: Captain America (Roy Rogers)
Let me make something clear. Captain America in the comics and in the cartoons is nothing special. But have you seen him in the live action movies from Winter Soldier onwards? Bruh. This man is too cool. Like for realsies. Chris Evans does such an amazing job at being a badass, that it's literally not even remotely funny. I just can't even conjure up the words to describe how badass this guy is. It's just too much. And what's funny is that he wasn't that badass until Winter soldier came out. It's almost as if Marvel was all like "Yo, Captain America is the worst hero on the team....let's fix that shit" and BOOM! Captain America: The Winter Soldier AKA Captain America: He's Cool Now came out and changed history forever. Like I for realsies did not think Winter Soldier was gonna be so badass before I watched it.
Number 3: Robin/Nightwing (Dick Grason)
Okay, fuck Batman. Like seriously, The Joker needs to bend him over and stick his pistol up his fucking asshole. Nightwing is the only real mother fucker in the entire bat entourage. This is how you do a tragic hero. Bruce Wayne is too....flawless? Is flawless the word I'm looking for? What I'm trying to say is that Batman rarely makes mistakes. He's so....I don't know....calculating? Nightwing is so much more prone to fucking up. Batman's the type of person that will stay in with his 10 percent health Dragonite with minus 6 on all stats against a plus 6 on all stats Mamoswine and then watch you miss your 100 pecent accuracy ice shard and then say "That miss didn't matter, I knew your spread." The use splash and OHKO you with a crit. Does it make sense? No. Was it badass? Debatable. That's why I like Nightwing better. He's got just as tragic of a past, but his ablity is toned down so that there's more room for failure and development. Who knows, maybe I just like the sidekicks for whatever reason.
Number 2: Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Green Lantern, specifically the Hal Jordan version is freaking badass. Idk why, but I love his power to just will shit into existence. It's actually pretty disgusting. I don't have much to say other than that though. I just like the concept of the lanterns in general. And the reason why I picked Hal over the other two humans is becasue he's the best one. Guy's a dick and the black one's too serious, it's actually pretty disgusting, so yeah. Pretty boring for a number 2 choice, but don't worry Number 1 is way cooler than this guy.
Number 1: Spiderman (Peter Parker)
I fucking love the shit out of Spiderman. It is literally scientifically proven that Spiderman is the best Superhero known to man. He is super smart, he is super awesome, AND he gets all the bitches. Like for realsies, Gwen Stacey, Mary Jane Watson, and Black Cat are some of the hottest bitches around and Spiderman pounded every single one of them while getting extra action on the side. You know shit is real when not even a mechanized octopus can stop this mother fucker. Goblin on a glider? Spiderman eats that shit for breakfast. Homocidle maniac with gauntlets that emit showaves? Bitch please. Spiderman gets his dick sucked a clean 17 times an hour. Why? BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING SPIDERMAN, THAT'S WHY MOTHER FUCKER!!! Spiderman is so badass, he just wins based on his badassery alone. No one can be better than Spiderman, he's just....ugh, I have to stop. If I don't, I'll just gush endlessly. Seriously tho, [Only admins are allowed to see this link]=BestSuperheroInExistence!
So there's my top ten superheroes list. If you didn't like the vulgar language, go fuck yourself.....PLEASE SUPPORT CANCER RESEARCH, THANK YOU!!!!
A couple of things I want to say before I get started. For this list, I'm picking from both Marvel and DC, so these are just the best hereos in my opinion. Notice how I said in my opinion? Yeah, there's this thing called an opinion that I have. If you agree with it, good. If you don't, good. Fell free to post your Top Ten Superheroes list, I would love to know your picks. But, without further adon't, let's get started.
Number 10: Raven (Rachel Roth)
Okay, so here's the thing about Raven. Some people call her edgy and it's true, she is edgy. However, the reason why she's edgy is becasue if she feels any type of emotions, her powers would go haywire and she'd fuck shit up. With her father being a demon, it would have been very easy for Raven to be a villain. Her character surpasses all that, though, and she fights for good. It's actually very admirable that she sacrifices so much to be a hero.
Number 9: Superboy (Kon-El)
Okay, so here's the dildo. I think Superman is one of the shittiest Superheroes out there. Why? Well, he's black and white, and he's OPNESS. The version of Kon-El that I'm referring to is the one depicted in one of the best cartoons of all time (list for another day), Young Justice. Not only is Superboy incredibly nerfed compared to Superman, but he's such a grey character, it's not even funny. It's a lot easier to relate to Superboy because he's shown to have flaws. He goes through a lot of hardships that are relatable. I'm not saying Superman doesn't have any hardships, but the ones that he does have, are not relatable at all. And I know that the Young Justice version of Kon-El is very different from his other depictions and much more insignificant, but I love it and that's why it's on this list.
Number 8: The Incredible Hulk (Bruce Banner)
Do you know what it feels like to turn into a badass raging green monster that's completely and utterly unstoppable because of his rage? No? Yeah, I didn't think so. I honestly don't know who came first, Dr. Jekel and Mister Hyde, or Bruce Banner and The Incredible Hulk, but I like the concept. They both undergo a serious transformation that turns into something that's vastly different from themselves. And both versions are awesome in there own right too. The Hulk is a badass monster that tears through everything and Bruce Banner is very patient (to the best of his ability, of course) person who specializes in fucking science. It's like the nerd on one side and the brute on the other. It's actually pretty disgusting.
Number 7: Aqualad (Kaldur'ahm)
Okay, so this guy is too much. Specifically his depiction in Young Justice. Not only is he humble and selfless, but he's so cool. This man pretended to be a traitor so that he could infiltrate his father ranks and take him down from within. Like, bruh. To put that into perspective, this man infiltrated his own father's ranks to take him down from within at the cost of being viewed as a scumbag by all of his comrades. Like, if that's not honorable and selfless, then nothing is. I obviously also love his kit and the way he uses his powers, it's just too badass.
Number 6: Green Arrow (Oliver Queen)
I don't know if there are any Hawkeye fans out there, but sorry. I like Hawkye too, it's just that Green Arrow is fucking awesome. He's usually a very funny character that can kick a lot of ass despite lacking superpowers. I actually can't get into the TV show, Arrow, because Green Arrow is a dick in that shit. And it's funny, because I was really hyped for that show and just never got into it. Then I started watching The Flash TV show and Green Arrow guest starred in it. That's when I found out the character was actually a serious character and not the laid back character that cracks a lot of jokes. Being a fan of the characters that crack jokes, I was extremely dissappointed when I found out that they decided to go with a serious version.
Number 5: The Flash (Barry Allen)
Okay so here's the thing about The Flash. He fucking awesome. It's actually pretty disgusting how awesome he is. He's so badass, he can rupture holes in the fabric of space in order to go back in time. Like hello? HE'S A WALKING TIME MACHINE! He also has a little bit of a tragic past, and it makes him more awesome. Not like fucking Batman where it turns him into a fucking edgelord. But, don't worry, you'll hear some more of my Batman stuff later on in this list. For now, let's just focus on how badass The Flash is. Yup. Just let the badassery sink in.
Number 4: Captain America (Roy Rogers)
Let me make something clear. Captain America in the comics and in the cartoons is nothing special. But have you seen him in the live action movies from Winter Soldier onwards? Bruh. This man is too cool. Like for realsies. Chris Evans does such an amazing job at being a badass, that it's literally not even remotely funny. I just can't even conjure up the words to describe how badass this guy is. It's just too much. And what's funny is that he wasn't that badass until Winter soldier came out. It's almost as if Marvel was all like "Yo, Captain America is the worst hero on the team....let's fix that shit" and BOOM! Captain America: The Winter Soldier AKA Captain America: He's Cool Now came out and changed history forever. Like I for realsies did not think Winter Soldier was gonna be so badass before I watched it.
Number 3: Robin/Nightwing (Dick Grason)
Okay, fuck Batman. Like seriously, The Joker needs to bend him over and stick his pistol up his fucking asshole. Nightwing is the only real mother fucker in the entire bat entourage. This is how you do a tragic hero. Bruce Wayne is too....flawless? Is flawless the word I'm looking for? What I'm trying to say is that Batman rarely makes mistakes. He's so....I don't know....calculating? Nightwing is so much more prone to fucking up. Batman's the type of person that will stay in with his 10 percent health Dragonite with minus 6 on all stats against a plus 6 on all stats Mamoswine and then watch you miss your 100 pecent accuracy ice shard and then say "That miss didn't matter, I knew your spread." The use splash and OHKO you with a crit. Does it make sense? No. Was it badass? Debatable. That's why I like Nightwing better. He's got just as tragic of a past, but his ablity is toned down so that there's more room for failure and development. Who knows, maybe I just like the sidekicks for whatever reason.
Number 2: Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Green Lantern, specifically the Hal Jordan version is freaking badass. Idk why, but I love his power to just will shit into existence. It's actually pretty disgusting. I don't have much to say other than that though. I just like the concept of the lanterns in general. And the reason why I picked Hal over the other two humans is becasue he's the best one. Guy's a dick and the black one's too serious, it's actually pretty disgusting, so yeah. Pretty boring for a number 2 choice, but don't worry Number 1 is way cooler than this guy.
Number 1: Spiderman (Peter Parker)
I fucking love the shit out of Spiderman. It is literally scientifically proven that Spiderman is the best Superhero known to man. He is super smart, he is super awesome, AND he gets all the bitches. Like for realsies, Gwen Stacey, Mary Jane Watson, and Black Cat are some of the hottest bitches around and Spiderman pounded every single one of them while getting extra action on the side. You know shit is real when not even a mechanized octopus can stop this mother fucker. Goblin on a glider? Spiderman eats that shit for breakfast. Homocidle maniac with gauntlets that emit showaves? Bitch please. Spiderman gets his dick sucked a clean 17 times an hour. Why? BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING SPIDERMAN, THAT'S WHY MOTHER FUCKER!!! Spiderman is so badass, he just wins based on his badassery alone. No one can be better than Spiderman, he's just....ugh, I have to stop. If I don't, I'll just gush endlessly. Seriously tho, [Only admins are allowed to see this link]=BestSuperheroInExistence!
So there's my top ten superheroes list. If you didn't like the vulgar language, go fuck yourself.....PLEASE SUPPORT CANCER RESEARCH, THANK YOU!!!!